Frosty the SEOman,
Was a jolly happy soul.
With a site crawler
And Search Console, and
Two eyes trained for SEO.
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Frosty the SEOman,
Is a fairy tale they say.
He helped traffic grow,
And Analytics would show,
How he brought a site to life one day.
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There must have been some magic
In those keywords that he found,
For when he built out new pages
Organic traffic came in bounds!
Frosty the SEOman,
Was alive as he could be.
Other SEOs would say
He could improve DA,
From low 20s to 93.
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Frosty the SEOman,
Knew that MozCast was hot that day.
So he said, “Let’s run
And test site optimization,
Before our rankings melt away".
Down to the site map,
With a checklist in his hand.
Optimizing here and there,
Internally linking with care,
Saying “Improve page speed if you can”.
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He led crawlers to the right pages
With robots.txt;
And he only paused a moment when
He found a 403!
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Frosty the SEOman,
Had but one task left to do.
With his onpage tight
And his content right,
He needed some backlinks too.
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Linkity, link, link;
Linkity, link, link;
Look at Frosty go
Linkity, link, link;
Linkity, link, link;
Making traffic grow!
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If you enjoyed Frosty the SEOman, be sure to check out our other SEO-inspired holiday posts:
- How the Grinch Stole Linksmas by Jesse Stoler
- The 12 Days of Outreach & P1P Christmas by Cory Collins
- Twas the Night Before Linksmas by Andrew Dennis
Happy holidays and happy linking everyone!
